Dear Twins Organization,
Thank you for picking up my boyfriend, Michael Cuddyer's, option for the next two years. I'm sure you noticed his stellar performance in the last few months, and I'm sure you noticed that he is an AMAZING leader for your team. Not to mention that he beat the M&M boys in homers this year as well (suck it Trebek!). One thing that I'm not sure you have noticed though, is his boyish charm and good looks and the impact they have on the female fans. I'm sorry, but the dimples are DEVASTATING, the spiky brown hair is ADORABLE, and those guns are, well, forgive me, I'm drooling. Yes, all you Twins CEO's and upper management, you have a bon a fide hottie on your hands, but you can't see past the prettiness of Mauer and Morneau. Sure, chick fans love a nice piece to look at, with all the flash and bang behind the bat, but who are they going to take home with them after the game?? That's right, the guy who's pretty AND charming AND CONSISTENT. You found all of that in my boy Mikey. So again, this adoring fan would like to thank you for making my next two years more enjoyable by keeping such a delicious chunk of man candy playing on the field.
Sincerely,
Cuddy-a-holic AKA: Crazy girl from Florida in 2007
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